Wedding!Stuck

This is a ridiculous project. Please don't take it seriously, because I'm not.

Not quite…

well, no. it just means we’re engaged!

we have to have a wedding before we’re officially married. 

Why????????

uhhhhhhhh… you know, i’m not really sure! it’s just kind of something that everybody does, so we kind of have to i think?

but weddings are fun! you get to invite all of your friends and family and dress up… well, ok the dressing up isn’t so fun, but it’s nice to bring everybody together!

John, the more you tell me a8out this, the more this seems really pointless and kind of dum8. 

so…….. is that a no? :(

==> (To Be Continued)

Vriska: Recall Explanation

well, an engagement ring is what you give when you want to marry somebody!

Marry? 

yeah! i guess trolls don’t have that concept or something?

anyways getting married is kind of like making a promise to your, uh…….. what’s the name again? mate-sprite?

You mean m8sprit? 

right, that! it’s like making a promise to your matesprit that the two of you will love each other forever and be together forever.

That seems really weird and kind of pointless. We’re already going to 8e together forever, 8ecause we’re the 8est m8sprits ever! Why do you need a ring to prove it?

so it can be official and we can be husband and wife! if you want to, anyways, it’s got to be consensual, i think.

What’s a wife????????

it’s the girl in the marriage, like cameron poe’s wife in con air! and he’s her husband because they got married!

John, your human customs are weird.

sorry!

8ut I accept your ring! Does that mean we’re married now?

> Not quite…

Vriska: Take gift

This.

Uh, John????????

Isn’t this just the empty DVD case to the movie we’re watching right now? 

maybe it is, but maybe you should try opening it before you jump to conclusions!

Fiiiiiiiine.

Inside was a diamond ring.

……..

vriska? you are being kind of quiet.

did i do something wrong? :(

No, it’s nothing. 

I just don’t really understand what this is? This is certainly a nice ring, 8ut why are you giving it to me in a Con Air 8ox?

it’s an engagement ring!

John, you are assuming that I am just automatically going to know a8out all of your silly human customs again. 

What the hell is an eng8gement ring????????

…oh.

==> (To Be Continued)

Vriska: Flashback

This… this is when it started. John suddenly paused Con Air during your weekly Nic Cage movie night, right before the part where Cameron Poe is lovingly reunited with his beloved daughter, Casey. 

hey, vriska

Yeah? John, why did you pause the movie? If you’re worried a8out me judging you for crying at the reunion, it’s OK. I’m used to it 8y now.

no that’s not it. i can’t be ashamed for crying. anybody with a soul would cry during that part.

but that’s not the point! i, um, have something for you.

Really????????

And that’s when he gave you…

> Vriska: Take Gift

Just a Couple of Notes

(First, people are actually following this? Haha, you guys are silly. :’D)

Anyways, wanted to say hello and explain a little bit about what this is. Obviously this is a fanadventure for Homestuck, and it is going to be ridiculous. It started as a suggestion from a friend for a simple little picture of a John/Vriska wedding, but since it’s near impossible to take Vriska getting married seriously, we started coming up with jokes. And there were a lot of them. So an idea for a single picture became an idea for a single comic. Then a multi-page comic. And then I said “screw it, I’ll just make another fan adventure.” And that’s what you see here. A collection of silly jokes that I’m stringing together into a semi-coherent narrative.

That said, feel free to make suggestions for what you think should end up in this adventure. Assuming it doesn’t go against anything I already have planned (which isn’t much), I’ll try and make it happen. The Ask box is open and empty, so feel free to dump as many of your ideas in as you please. Questions/comments are also welcome. 

There is no update schedule because I have two other projects that I’m working on, and they take slight precedence. So depending on my mood, there could be updates every other day or every other week. (I can tell you that the next update will be about a week, though, simply because I’m out of town starting tomorrow.)

So yeah. Hope you enjoy this project, regardless! It should be fun, if totally ridiculous. c:

tl;dr - This is silly, I will update sporadically, spam the inbox with stuff.

Vriska: Be the Bride

OK, you do that. But seriously, what the hell is a bride again? 

You’re really, really confused right now.

How the hell did you get here anyways? What is going on?

On second thought, this is a terrible starting place. Let’s backtrack a bit. Maybe if you think about the past for a little bit, things will start to make more sense.

Maybe.

Vriska: Flashback

This is both a teaser and a test at the style used for this project. What is this project, you ask?
IT’S A SERKET!

This is both a teaser and a test at the style used for this project. What is this project, you ask?

IT’S A SERKET!